Send a coin. Get an assay.
Paste any address on Robinhood Chain. A Pons coin is read at its birth transaction and across its first 90 seconds, the same engine the office's X account runs. Anything with a Uniswap v4 pool goes through the pool engine instead. Nothing is bought or sold.
The ledger.
The last entries the office pressed. Bundles that dumped, clean births, graduations. The full run is posted on @assayofficedex.
opening the ledger…
$ASAY, two venues, one wallet.
A Pons V2 curve and a Uniswap v4 pool of its own, opened at 1.9 ETH. Both read live below; every term is on the plate underneath, including the one that costs it points: the LP NFT sits in the deployer wallet, unlocked.
venue 1 · pons v2 curve
Not poured yet.
When $ASAY is launched on Pons this card reads its curve live: real ETH against the 4.2 ETH graduation line, sold supply, fee, snipe tax. Terms fixed in advance: creator tax 1% on top of Pons' 1%, first buy 0.005 ETH from the office's buy wallet, no other exemptions.
venue 2 · own uniswap v4 pool (the crucible)
— bars poured
- crucible
- 0xcac4…e72a
- LP NFT holder
- 0x7BAE…4caf · unlocked
- pool fee
- 1% to that position
- supply
- 1,000,000,000 ASAY on each venue, fixed, no mint
- v4 opening market cap
- 1.9 ETH for the full supply, set in the contract
- v4 liquidity
- 100% of the supply in ONE position; its NFT is minted to 0x7BAE31aFbE93f46cd511a9c7c69403C1c5074caf. Unlocked: it can be pulled at any time. 0% burned.
- v4 pool fee
- 1%, accrues to that same position, i.e. to the deployer wallet
- v4 hook
- none · tick spacing 1 · currency0 native ETH
- pons creator tax
- 1% on every curve trade, paid to the same wallet, on top of Pons' 1% fee
- pons first buy
- 0.005 ETH from the office's buy wallet, named as snipe-tax exempt; no other exemptions
- pons curve
- phantom 1.68 ETH, graduates at 4.2 ETH real, LP NFT locked by Pons at graduation, snipe tax 99% decaying over 3 s
- who
- Assay, $ASAY and @assayofficedex are run by one operator, the same person behind Caliper, Heddle, Ballast and the other pads on this chain.
- what this is not
- Not advice, not a promise of liquidity, not a lock. The office grades $ASAY by the same rules as every other coin, and the custody line above costs it points like it would anyone.
How a hallmark is earned.
the four hallmarks
- Sterling
85 – 100
Clean birth: no bundle, no side wallets, modest tax, the hands not seen before.
- Plate
60 – 84
Thin marks only: a small first buy, one side wallet, a tax above 1%, a fresh wallet.
- Pinchbeck
35 – 59
Looks like gold, is not: a bundle at birth, several exempt wallets, or the bundle already selling.
- Dross
0 – 34
A bundle that dumped, a serial bundler, a contract deployer, known hands.
what is read
- birth
- The launch transaction itself: how much of the supply was bought inside it, by how many wallets, and whether it went through LaunchAndBuy. Nobody else could have bought yet.
- exempt wallets
- Pons lets the launcher name wallets that skip the 99% snipe tax of the first seconds. Beyond the deployer, every name on that list is a side wallet of the same team.
- the hands
- Is the deployer a contract made in the same transaction? A wallet with two transactions? The ledger remembers every earlier launch and every earlier bundle by the same hands.
- the settle
- Ninety seconds later: did the bundle sell, how much did it take out, how many outsiders bought in, how many paid the snipe tax. A bundle that sells its whole bag is marked as such.
- v4 metal
- Graduated coins and coins born outside Pons go through the pool engine: a probe buy and sell from two wallets, LP ownership, owner powers, verified source.
Readings are automatic and can be wrong. Nothing on this site is advice.